Oppress-Crackatron3000

lebanesepoppyseed:

Have you considered donating your tears for the poor genocidal devices & machines (such as the Oppress-Crackatron3000) and uppity black bitch witches that need them desperately to oppressively function on a day to day basis?

If so, you’ve come to the right place!

• You must be white to donate
• When you enter you will have to sign some release forms and write your self-important white savior reasons for wanting to donate
• Usage of words and terms like “uppity”, “exotic”, “that was like over 400 years ago” and “those people” are highly encouraged
• The receptionist will then give you vials to fill
• There will be a private room with some magazines of pictures of oppressed Muslim women in hijab and poor starving African children, Ashley Judd’s biography, and hippity hop mixtapes playing in the background
• That should get the tears flowing

Please come again!

• Nurses will come and yell CRACKA and HONKEY at you continuously
• They will also tell you Ron Paul is not the messiah.
• Also, the use of the word “colored/coloured” is encouraged.